SPOTD award today goes to the Darebin council who sent us a letter to our home address about our new rental property.
Dear Sir/Madam,
<address of rental property>
We have recently been advised that you are the new Owner/s of the abovementioned property. All future correspondence relating to this property will be addressed, as per this letter. If these details are not correct, please advice Council either in writing or via email to revenue@darebin.vic.gov.au as soon as possible.
So, roughly translated:
We are sending this to an address. If it’s not the right address, you won’t receive this letter. If you don’t receive this letter, you won’t know we have the wrong details for you. Thus, if you don’t get this letter, please let us know.
You can trick some kids into falling asleep by having a competition - first one to fall asleep, call out as proof and you’ll win! Perhaps one of those kids grew up and wrote this letter?