When purchasing cars there’s plenty of documentation about the safety features, such as this for the Dodge Caliber:

The combination of technologies like the ABS and an available Electronic Stability Program (ESP), which helps maintain a vehicle’s intended course…

Today’s award goes to the SPOTD or SPOTDs who caused the following disclaimer to be necessary:

No system, now matter how sophisticated, can repeal the laws of physics or overcome careless driving actions.

I’d love to have been in the courtroom when a SPOTD sued an automobile manufacturer and they responded with the “Scotty Defense”…

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