Instead of the Bali Nine, I had the Coburg Two on my tram tonight. A completely drug-addled couple who, over the course of the half-hour ride home, managed to smoke two cigarettes, drink a can of UDL and repeatedly top up the plastic bag with spray paint since they were chroming. Delightful.

It’d be nice if the Metcard people stopped coming up with acronyms like BATBYGOBSTOPL (Buy A Ticket Before You Get On Board To Save Time Or Problems Later) to advertise their tickets and something more along the line of IYTTTTYPGTFSPWAACWOOAS (If You Take The Tram Today You’re Probably Going To Find Some People Who Are A Complete Waste Of Oxygen And Skin). Or even OVTFLDSTMFSGSPOTDR (Our Vehicles Transport Free Loading Drug Scum That Make For Such Good Stupid Person Of The Day Reports)…

Categories: SPOTD