Use your ‘quiet voice’ please

August 15, 2005 3:34 pm

Public transport again. This winner was the 20yo female Arts student who had decided to:

  1. adopt the pseudo-traditional garb of rebelling young Arts students (brightly dyed hair, clashing clothes, broken fishnet stockings, an overcoat and piercings),
  2. use her mobile phone to complain to her friend that everything in the world was “you know, like, so f***king post-modern” on a regular basis,
  3. continue the conversation with the concept that people all around her are so into consumerism and society has fallen for it but she was immune (presumably owning a mobile phone does not count as consumerism), and
  4. share with her friend (and the tram due to her voice levels) the symptoms to look for when it comes to haemorrhoids because she’d had a mild case recently and her friend was concerned that she also had contracted the disease.

 

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