If you fly American Airlines, you get to read their SkyMall magazine. It’s far more interesting than the actual American Airlines magazine also found in your seat pocket. You’ve got a lot of time in the air to ponder why people would want to buy some of this stuff. For example:
“Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti” statue
Bigfoot garden statue
Who on earth has ever thought that their garden needed to be improved with a 28″ tall hand-painted resin Sasquatch?!?!? I particularly like the review on SkyMall.com in which one person that bought it says “Bigfoot is very cool lookin, I will be putting him in the garden, hidden behind a bush“. Yes, if I were you, benchking405, I’d hide it behind a bush too…
Or if you’re needing more than one fake critter in your backyard, you could always purchase the meerkat gang. These are apparently so incredibly detailed that a review from Neve states “…Neighbors thought they were real!“. Well Neve, you have pretty stupid neighbours.
"Meerkat Gang" statue
For sheer WTF factor though, you need to come indoors to find the Face Trainer - only 10 mins per day will apparently fix your face without the need for a facelift. I suggest that if you buy anything from the SkyMall website then (1) you are my SPOTD, and (2) you wear the Face Trainer backward to hide your shame.
Face Trainer - aka, "Mask of Shame"